idk why my wife complains that I never get stuff done when music is playing whatev
nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite
alduin, world eater
also the hobbit has the worst raid party make-up ever. everyone is a warrior except like two rogues one of whom is a big noob and the only mage isn’t even a healer
legolas is like that lvl 100 dude that comes along and steals all your kills and then leaves
H E ’ S J U S T L O S T T O O M U C H"You don’t understand, it’s not a question of being rusty! I can flip the switches, I can turn the knobs, but my power comes from here [points to his head], comes from…[points at his heart] and it’s broken."