clockenfrau:

idk why my wife complains that I never get stuff done when music is playing whatev

peperomint:

nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite

                      alduin, world eater
#skyrim  

vibritannias:

also the hobbit has the worst raid party make-up ever. everyone is a warrior except like two rogues one of whom is a big noob and the only mage isn’t even a healer

legolas is like that lvl 100 dude that comes along and steals all your kills and then leaves

#omg  

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H  E  ’  S   J  U  S  T   L  O  S  T   T  O  O   M  U  C  H

"You don’t understand, it’s not a question of being rusty! I can flip the switches, I can turn the knobs, but my power comes from here [points to his head], comes from…[points at his heart] and it’s broken."
#oh baby  #xmdofp  
guard: by the gods, it's true, isn't it? a dragon has attacked Whiterun. how could mere men bring down such a beast?
female dragonborn: [looks straight into the camera like on the office]
#skyrim  
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